The Dad(in his best goofy impersonation of a Drill sergeant): Ma'am, Put your shoes on. Do you hear me?
The girl: Daddy, I am not a man
The Dad: I clearly said Ma'am, not man. You got wax in your ears? Can you hear me girl? I said to put yours shoes on
The girl: SIR YES SIR
Apparently, military boot camp is the way to go.