The girl was given a hollow Ariel the Mermaid chocolate treat for Easter by Nana and Papa.
Daddy: Will you share your beautfiul mermaid with me.
The girl: Yes, Daddy, you can have her nipples. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The boy turns to his dad, the night before Easter morning and says: It's a good thing it's not the Easter turtle, or we wouldn't get our eggs until Christmas.
Happy Belated Easter...