Saturday, September 16, 2006

How to swear, girl style

On a lovely Saturday afternoon, my husband took the boy and the girl outside on the front lawn to play soccer. Some nice daddy and kiddy bonding time. During their game, the boy blocked the girls shot.

The girl: Damn

The Dad: What did you say?

The girl: I said nothing

The Dad: I heard what you said

The boy: She said Damn

The girl: I SAIDDDDDDDDDD beaver dam

The Dad turns his back to her, trying to suppress the laughter.

This is my proudest moment. My highly intelligent daughter is using her gift to "cleverly" disguise her love of swearing. Nice.

Boy, I can't wait until next year when she's in school.

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