On a lovely Saturday afternoon, my husband took the boy and the girl outside on the front lawn to play soccer. Some nice daddy and kiddy bonding time. During their game, the boy blocked the girls shot.
The girl: Damn
The Dad: What did you say?
The girl: I said nothing
The Dad: I heard what you said
The boy: She said Damn
The girl: I SAIDDDDDDDDDD beaver dam
The Dad turns his back to her, trying to suppress the laughter.
This is my proudest moment. My highly intelligent daughter is using her gift to "cleverly" disguise her love of swearing. Nice.
Boy, I can't wait until next year when she's in school.